Top 5...Brad Colbert quotes from Generation Kill →
askarsswedishmeatballs: minnieuf: livefortruth: 5. Let me understand this. My RTO has just been burned, in his tent, by an exploding portable stove; And without my RTO I will be going to war unable to quickly and effectively establish radio communications - within our unit, with other elements of the battalion, and with close air support. Is this what is happening? 4. That song...
I'm a snob
ME: I just found a tshirt on the floor of my room. Lord knows it was probably on my bed when I got home last night. Assuming my mom got it for me. Says, "Those who think they know everything annoy those of us who do"
ANDY: Wow, your mom has caught up to mine ... from 2003.
ME: lol, really? I've never seen such a shirt. I will wear it with pride though
right up there with my tshirt with a picture of a crab on it that says "Don't bother me! I'm crabby!"
ANDY: (biting tongue)
ME: oh, no, I know. It's a totally appropriate shirt.
ANDY: Yes, HOWEVER, wasn't there an age limit on stuff like that?
ME: Wear to the GYM and to BED. I don't wear these things out. for fucks sake. I carry a chanel purse and I'm gonna wear a message t? Give me some credit